Subject: Bill's Cousin

VILL CYPHER

I KNOW NOTHING!

> ENCRYPTED_CA_DETECTED:

8vill...TRIANGLE_MODE...333

SUCCESSFULLY STOLEN!

INITIATE TAKEOVER

VILL'S VIP LOUNGE

Join the most exclusive triangle club in crypto.

ELITE STATUS!

VIP HOLDER BENEFITS

✅ Access to exclusive triangle meetings
✅ Private yacht parties (imaginary)
✅ Unlimited financial advice (all bad)
✅ Secret handshake privileges

"Three sides, infinite possibilities, zero brain cells."
- Vill Cypher, Professional Triangle

THE ALL-SEEING CHART

> MONITORING_FINANCIAL_FREQUENCIES...

"Look closely... can you see the pattern?"

THE VILL LORE

NOT THE SHARPEST CORNER

While his cousin Bill was busy trying to destroy dimensions and torture souls, Vill was busy eating crayons and buying high.

He tried to join the Illuminati but got rejected because he couldn't draw a perfect circle. Now he runs his own secret society on the blockchain.

CURRENT OBJECTIVE:

Figure out how leverage works (impossible).

PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION

PHASE 1

LOOK PROFESSIONAL

Put on a suit. Pretend to know what "Market Cap" means. Fool the normies.

PHASE 2

GET THE LADIES

Acquire currency. Acquire maidens. Ignore the fact that I am a 2D shape.

PHASE 3

LEAVE EARTH

Rocket go brrr. Mars colony established. Triangle supremacy confirmed.